AlGO QUe lE ROBe a
QuE se lO RObÓ A
QuE A Su vEz sE Lo rOBó a
QUe rATaS NO?.....
1. Con quien te has enojado últimamente?
COn MI EsCUsAdO...LO TapE y Me hAn eChO DeSTParLo...
2. Si tuvieras que usar armas, que elegirías?
LA EsTRelLa dE La mUERtE! y PAra cUeRPO A CuErPo 2 EspADas laZeR
3. Golpearías a alguien del sexo opuesto?
DepENdE...sI mE QUIERe vIoLar sI...Si nO no...
4. Que hay de golpear a alguien de tu mismo sexo?
Si mE EsTA JoDE Y jode sI...
5. Quien ha sido la ultima persona que realmente se ha enojado contigo?
Mi esCUSAdo...
6. Cual es tu mascota u objeto favorito para desquitarte?
LA Gente...
Eres rencoroso?
A vecEs Si oTrAs tAMBiEN...
La PEREZA
1. Hay algo que se supone que deberías hacer diariamente pero que hace mucho que no haces?
MAtAr gENtE....
2. Cual es la hora mas tarde a la que te has despertado?
LAs 6:00 Pm
3. Nombra una persona con la que deberías haber contactado pero que no lo has hecho:
mMMmHhh...La SeñoRa dE La esQuInA!
4. Cual es la última excusa fácil de descubrir que has puesto?
"si lO HagO TENDRía qUe maTarte..."
5. Has visto comerciales de tv alguna vez enteros por no levantarte del sillón o cambiar el canal?
No...amENos qUE seAn DE PELiCUlAs!
6. Cuando fue la última vez que hiciste deporte decentemente?
aYeR...
7. Cuantas veces has detenido la alarma del despertador hoy?
sE lO TRagO uN coCodrILO...
La GULA
1. Cual es la bebida alcohólica mas cara que prefieres?
VInO...
2. Carnívoro?
*BabA de LA Boca*
3. Cual es la cantidad máxima de alcohol que has tomado?
UnA o DOsh CoPiTaS...A lO >HiCK!< mUSHo...
4. Has probado alguna vez una dieta hecha por un profesional?
EeEH...nO...
5. Tienes alguna cuenta pendiente con tu peso?
Me eStAs dISieNdO Gordo INFELiZ?!!
6. Que prefieres: dulces, comidas saladas o con muchas especias picantes?
SalAdo mE GuStaN MÁs..Y mE ENcAnTa el CHoCoLoATE...EN cUanTO Lo PiCanTE mE gUsTa mUcho!...
7. Has mirado alguna vez a algún animalillo o un niño pequeño y has pensado:
ANImALillO DEPeNdE Si Es Un bIChO PORQuE mE GUStAn MucHo Los BIcHos!!
y aLOs NIños SOlo pIenSo: el al IGUAl quE TOdoS sERa mi eSclAvo aLGUn dÍA!!!
La LUJURIA
1. A cuantas personas has visto desnudas?
aAaH...dejAMe vEr...cReO QUe A 5...
2. Cuanta gente te ha visto desnudo?
mI fAmIlIa y lOs dOCtOrES Y enfeRmeras cUanDO NaCí..dE haÍ EN FuerA NaDIe mÁS...
3. Lo "has hecho"?
NO...
4. Cual es la parte del cuerpo que mas te gusta de una persona del sexo opuesto?
TOdo *SaCA lA LenGuA*...
5. Te ha hecho proposiciones alguna vez una prostituta?
jEJe Si...En lA EsCUeLA cOmIa CoN NaRuTo Y VInO uNa tIpA RaRa GaTeANDo y acERcANdOsE Toda "seXY" y SE Me rEPeGo y dIjO:Arrrrr....
6. Has tenido que someterte [o han tenido que someterse] a un test de embarazo?
No... COmo ChIngaDoS Me vOy a enBaRaSaR?!
La AVARICIA
1. Cuantas tarjetas de crédito tienes?
NiNgUna...Pero eh dE TenER lO jUro!
2. Cual es tu tienda preferida para sentirte culpable?
eBAy!...
3. Si tuvieses un millón de dólares ¿que harías?
CoMprAr arMAS y eLEmENtOs dE DeStRuCCIóN mAsIvA PAra dEsTrUiR mundOs!!! Y CoMprAr JugUeTEs...
4. Que prefieres: ser rico o famoso?
riCo, yEah!
5. Aceptarías un trabajo aburrido aunque eso significase ganar muchísimo dinero?
CLaRO!
6. Cuantos mp3 hay en tu disco duro?
1...
La SOBERBIA
1. Que es, de las cosas que has creado tu mismo, lo que te hace sentir mas orgulloso?
ToDO LO Que HAgO!....
2. Que es lo que mas orgullosos hace sentir a tus padres de ti?
TodO Yo!...
3. Que te gustaría conseguir en tu vida?
eL DOmInIO del mUnDO!!!MWahAhaHa!!!...
4. Has participado alguna vez en algún concurso de habilidades sabiendo que tú eras mucho mejor que los demás?
sI...
5. Has hecho trampas alguna vez para conseguir una puntuación mas alta?
eJem...eScOnDeR NaiPES EN POkaR CueNtA?...
7. Que has hecho hoy que te haga sentir orgulloso?
EL seR Yo!...
La ENVIDIA
1. Que cosa [o persona] de tus amigos desearías que fuese tuyo o tuya?
NaDa...
2. Con que persona te intercambiarías la vida?
coN NaDiE...
3. Si pudieses ser cualquier persona en el mundo, ¿quien serias?
yo!
4. Te ha engañado tu pareja alguna vez?
sOlO uNa de mIs eX...XD
5. Hay alguna cosa que te gustaría cambiar o añadir a tu cuerpo?
uNa cola!! y aNTENaS DE BIcHo!
6. Que rasgo innato ves en otros que a ti te encantaría tener?
nAdA...
7. Te gustaría haberte inventado este cuestionario?
paRA qUe iNvENtArLo...Si nO tIEnE DErEcHO De auToR PuEs...JeJe..
8. Finalmente... ¿cual es tu pecado capital preferido?
PEReSa...Zzz...
ClUbs:
[link]
tHe-AnCIent-mInIsTeR...
HapPy-bIRTHdAY-SKoOlcOoL.....
BEND3-RPO AND DEX2-D2.....
TrAiNiNg wItH mAsTer....PiGLET
Devious Comments
Sorry, but this chain letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:
1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt. (even though
we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
*
This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.....................................
In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck in future
relationships. If you don't
break the chain, then you will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people After
you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK
--
I will fight, protect, care for, love, and give my life for my pack. My name is Aurora the Shadow pack alpha(howls).
--
In the absence of light, darkness prevails.
--
'Master entry confirmed- Enemy located- Terminate the enemy.'
--
In the absence of light, darkness prevails.
--
In the absence of light, darkness prevails.
--
In the absence of light, darkness prevails.
--
OROKANARU OTOUTO YO
KONO ORE O KOROSHITAKUBA
URAME NIKUME
SHOSHITE MINIKUKU IKINOBIRU GA II
NIGETE NIGETE
SEI NI SHIGAITSUKU GA II
SHOSHITE ITSUKA
ORE TO ONAJI ME O MOTTE
ORE NO MAI NI KOI!
Art is a Blast!
--
The love is good...?
--
The love is good...?
--
／|、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
/、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
--
In the absence of light, darkness prevails.
--
The love is good...?
--
In the absence of light, darkness prevails.
--
The love is good...?
--
Look! Itachi is feeling good: o/w\o,un...
.................................................................
THey use to call me "paper girl"
--
The love is good...?
--
The love is good...?
--
In the absence of light, darkness prevails.
--
Look! Itachi is feeling good: o/w\o,un...
.................................................................
THey use to call me "paper girl"
--
The love is good...?
--
The love is good...?
--
In the absence of light, darkness prevails.
--
In the absence of light, darkness prevails.
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